A Hash Song
A Hash Song
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Hashers, meet the Hashers,
We're the biggest drunks in history,
From the town of __________,
We're the leaders in debauchery.
Half-minds, trailing shiggy through the years,
Watch us, as we drink a lot of beer,
Down down, down down down down,
Down down down down down down down down down . . .
Become a HASHER...... and join the running club with a drinking problem....ON ON ON
Ranger's Club
The KRH 3 met on Saturday 9th December, 2006. I met Fiddler and Fiddlee along with Ashish Bhuwalka at 3:30 in front of the Grand Hotel. Sexy Legs arrived without any of the Chiru’s Angels we’d prayed for. We told DD and Hissin Sid to join us at The Rangers Club as GM Molester was there with his Mom who is down from Chester till the New Year when they plan to visit Thailand. Wish they’d come with us to Chiang Mai in November. The Rangers club was also used as the venue for December episodes of Khunti Kadai a cookery show on TARA NEWZ featuring Shawkat Osman from Dhaka.
While waiting for DD and the bar to open, I distributed or rather got rid of (as instructed by my Mom) the various Interhash paraphernalia such as hospital id hash wrist band, various patches, car stickers and headbands. Madhuri, who had given instructions to Siddiqui to collect any hash haberdashery on offer, got the Bali headband. Fiddler Nitish was already wearing the Hyderabad Hash T shirt and the armband zip wallet. Molester drove over in his jeep and the Chiang mai 2006 car sticker will I’m sure be on on it soon, and the patch will join the Nash Hash Puri 2004 patch!
Leaving Chiru to keep the Walshes company, the rest of us walked down Red Road – the demonstration/political rally was the next day. The maidan in front had a cricket match in progress. A phuchka wala was pitching for some custom from the players; we formed a circle outside and down downed some 50+ phuchkas when DD in his new hairstyle came along to pay him out of hash cash.
The Beers were ordered in the circle and Molester was GM and Religious Advisor to DD on the subject of Holy Matrimony. The add-vice was of course to go forth and sin! We stayed drinking beers and eating cheeseballs and daalmuth till 6p.m.
French Whine Francois called to wish me a belated Happy Birthday and we all made plans to go to Nash Hash Hyderabad 26th to 28th January, 2007. On board so far is French Whine Francois, L8Cummer, GM Molester, RABean Town, Double D, and perhaps DD. Fiddler and Fiddlee are off to Wild Grass in Kaziranga that weekend. Pants Down Pammi is in Delhi but we hope he’ll surface soon. Topsurd Chintu is back after his second honeymoon to the US and Ouistiti Rahul is back in town too. Raw Sex Sunil is coming today to Cal. on a quick trip and Coming on the Dot Vasu also plans a visit for a weekend sooner rather than later I hope.
The next Hash will be the Nash Hash so please register before 31st Dec. I’m not paying Rs.7000, so I’m in the Rs.2000 category. Others please decide. Registration form can be downloaded if you google Registration Form Nash Hash Hyderabad 2007.
On on,
Late Cummer 9830014934
Dear Hashers
You all may be aware that Hyderabad Hash will be hosting the next Nash Hash during 26th January to 28th January 2008.
The registration fee for H4 hashers will be Rs. 2000 and those seeking accommodation at Novotel will be Rs. 7000
This will give you a goody bag with T-shirts, 2 dinners and a lunch, other sponsored giveaways, FREE Beer and 3 runs and partying for 2 nights.
The Nash Hash committee was formed a few months ago.
Now we need to know how many hashers will be attending this event. This will help us order T-shirts etc and avoid wastage. Please reply to this mail and give your confirmation for attending the event.
Please register before 31st Dec should you need hotel accommodation.
Your early response and your registrations will be highly appreciated.
ONON
Obelix
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