Saturday, February 25, 2006

Kenilworth

On Saturday 25th February there’s a hash run from Kenilworth Hotel at no. 7 Little Russell Street! Be there at 3:30p.m. Latecomers may be given a little grace time to arrive, as earlybirds will be taken for a tour around the hotel. David Purdy as hare will lead the walk around his old family house/hotel. Then Duck Suck Carl and Sex Guru Saw will lead the hashers on the trail leading back to the circle at Kenilworth.

SIXTEEN REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
16. Sitting "Bare Butt" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross."

"Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well ...."
Fill in the blank
a.dance
b. hash
c.eat
d. drink
d.d. be merry
on on,
Late Cummer Neela

1 Comments:

At 2/27/2006 1:29 pm, Blogger Calcutta Hash Walks said...

long time no mail from kolkata hash.
nice to know of the kenilworth run.
just looked up the hotel on the web, looks great.
chandra
bombay hash

 

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