Sunday, September 11, 2005

Return of Frozen Balls

Dear hashers,
I am happy to report that we are alive and kicking. Frozen Balls and Sweet Pee are coming down from Canada to Cal so the next Hash, post Pujas, will be called the Return of Frozen Balls and will be hared by Frozen Balls and his deputies

Monkey Boy Stalker Hashish Ashish was last heard from in Dharmsala - high in spirits but low on spirituality
Ouistiti sailor Rahul is in Honolulu making the most of Baywatch Hawaii
Pick Axe Pradeep in Peru
Delphi still in the UK and Sid returning end of this month.
Bean Town Billie and Double D Sarah in Amman, Jordan
Sex Guru Saw’s and Hash Flash Debaroop’s B’day falls on Monday 3rd October. Venue for bash to be determined… So be ready with gifts and party hats! Double D Sarah’s b’day also on 4th October so start sending courier pigeons and elephant and camel caravans to Amman!!!!

Those wanting to join us in pandal hopping during the Pujas, please call.
The carrom board reinstated at the British Club. But Thusrday happens to be a bandh day. will keep you'll posted if it will remain open in which case we'll hold some Revolting Carrom Opens...
Late Cummer Neela
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Return of Frozen Balls Hash on ice
The KRH3 Mismanagement hasn't come up with a hash in a while. The Return of Frozen Balls hash didn't happend as he went off to Nasik (sic). We need hares if we want to have a hash. Left over beers from Bean Town Billie and Double D Sarah's farewell and Sex Guru Saw's and Hash Flash Debaroop's b'day and Francois housewarming are in an ice box back at my place. The badminton court lines have been drawn on the lawns and there are chairs and tables to keep the beer! Moreover you can come and see a new Harriet, François’s fiancee or rather African bride as he did pay the bride price, at the South African village pandal in Bose Pukur, to have her. She's a10 foot tall big-breasted doll of Ndebele who will have to be called Belle though she's anything but according to François's HSBC banker Himanshu who saw her and feels that she needs immediate covering and veiling with a sari. So we could have an unveiling if some Hares will please step up!

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