Chinese Proverbs
Dear Hashers,I know you are all eagerly awaiting the Hash Trash but my personal and PC system have crashed. A week is not enough and you’ll have to give me some grace time to recover from the ups and down downs before I can write without a lump in my throat.
Bill and Sarah are in Washington and you can reach them on nelsmith1@yahoo.com
LJ and Ella have left for Manchester. Pradeep and Bonani have left for the Amazon, Rosie and Peter have left for Nepal. Patricia is enjoying her coffee and cigarettes in Paris, Delphi nearly became deaf at the Nottinghill Carnival. I’m left feeling like the Lone Ranger.
Chiru and I are organising a wild trail to North Calcutt a this Saturday. Hash or not, we’re doing a visit to Kumartuli to see the Clay Sculptures being made for Durga Puja followed by beer at an old Chinese Bar of North Calcutta.
Chiru asks everyone to be in front of The Grand at 4.30 p.m. to blaze a trail to the palaces and watering holes of north Calcutta.
Another hash may be organized on 10th September by the remaining revolutionaries, and a bash on 17th Sept which happens to be Biswakarma Puja.
To prepare you for this cultural Kumartuli and Chinese Tiretti Bazaar walk, I leave you with the following Chinese Proverbs.
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Sexy Legs Chiru 9830779545
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
posted by Calcutta Hash Walks @ 2:31 pm
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