Sex Guru's Wisdom
Dear Hashers,Since the last hash was so long ago, it’s decided we’ll have a hash any Saturday that there are hares found to lead the pack. This Saturday Stalker, Sex Guru, Fiddler, and Sexy Legs are haring and organizing the circle.
Meet in front of China Bowl on Southern Avenue tomorrow, Saturday 23rd July at 4 p.m. to follow a trail around the lakes and parks.
The Circle is on Sex Guru Saw’s Roof in Queen’s Park. Please come up with a cheer for the Jungle Crows who will be leaving for Delhi in August to play rugby with the big boys.
For further details call Stalker Ashish 9830090092 or Sex Guru Saw.
I’m reachable only on sms. Am off to Malaysia and Singapore with Patricia on 22nd July to see the country where the hash started and hook up with our old Hash Flash Alice. Back 31st July.
I leave you with some humour for the weekend ;-D
On, On,
Late Cummer Neela
9830014934
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired
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Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
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True friends stab you in the front.
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Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
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Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they
wanted cash.
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Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
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It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends
up with the same boss.
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They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets
to speak.
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My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with
me.
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You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it.
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Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for
you.
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Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while
driving.
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Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you are a referee.
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the
other is the husband!
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A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased
new school uniforms.
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Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
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Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot
live without...but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
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Wise men talk because they have something to say;fools talk because they have to say something
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Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
posted by Calcutta Hash Walks @ 5:27 pm
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