Silver Anniversary Run
Silver Anniversary Run Lost in the Maidan Hares: Duck Suck Carl, Hissin’ Sid RA:Bean Town Billie Drey: Sarah New Shoes: Yuyu, Alain Hash scribe: Latecummer Hashers: GM Molester, Pants Down Pammi, Topsurd Chintu, Manhandler Manosh, Sexy legs Chiru, Sex Guru Saw, Babe Ruth, Christyne, Zoria, The KRH3 met for their 50th Run on Saturday 16th October at the Gandhi Statue somewhere between Chowringhee and Red Road. The meeting time was 3:30 but the only early birds were Christyne and Alain. Sex Guru Saw and newcomer YuYu rang me from the British Club and had to be told to find the Gandhi statue, and I’d call them so they could guide me to it, as I was running late having gone to see Michael Moore’s Fahrenheit 9/11 at Inox where I’d bumped into Manosh buying new shoes for the Pujas hopefully and not the hash! Topsurd was coming from downtown and was equally lost but not as much as Pants Down who had been told to park near the American centre and was looking for us there. Chintu picked him up from the Nehru statue and we were ready to go after much leg pulling about not knowing the national heroes. . . We followed the paper trail across the main roads and past the cricketers in the Maidan. While the Front running bastards, Manhandler and Molester ran off leaving us to negotiate traffic, Kolkata Police very kindly made way for traffic stoppers Christyne, Zoria and company. RA Bean Town didn’t miss a thing. Ruth needed to take a leak and vanished running into one of the numerous Sports Clubs dotting the Maidan. Topsurd very gallantly decided to wait for her and tho’ chivalry is not dead at the Hash it’s still punishable by a down down. Sexy Legs was seen running but also short cutting. Zoria and Bill were the only ones not running. Even yours truly ran across a busy intersection not wanting to get run over by Puja shoppers on their way to New Market. After getting lost in the Maidan not seeing any trails, then finding a circle with a used condom in the centre, crossing ditches and circling by the trees we finally made our way back to the rooftop of the British Club. |
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